Я - миллионер!

Радуйтесь, злитесь, завидуйте по белому и черному! Отныне я миллионер!

Как же долго я ждал этого момента...

Удача пришла с неожиданной стороны - я получил письмо через LinkedIn, до этого по счастливой случайности добавив в друзья некоего MIKE ATTAKPA

А вот и текст для письма, для тех кто не верит!

Dear Dmitry Isakov,

I am Sorry for reaching you through this medium as it is the most convenient way for me to reach you now based on the urgency and its importance.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at $16.5m,(Sixteen Million five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),left behind by my client Mr.S.D.Isakov,before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last name with my late client,so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust.Your telephone and fax number will be need for our easy communication. Reply through my chambers email address mikechamberslaws@gmail.com May God be with you.

Your's Faithfully,
Barrister Mike Attakpa .

Вобщем, прозябайте и дальше, неудачники, а я пошел в банк за деньгами...